Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.
JOY BEHARStatistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.
JOY BEHARHave four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I’m working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: ‘The show must go off.
JOY BEHARWhen people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.
JOY BEHARIsn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
JOY BEHARI think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time.
JOY BEHARI want a man in my life, not in my house.
JOY BEHAREveryone thinks I’m Jewish. I’m not. Last year I got a call: “Happy Hanukkah.” I said “Ma, I’m not Jewish.”
JOY BEHARYou can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I’m not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It’s not my speed. I’m not interested in the ins and outs of health care.
JOY BEHARAs Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that’s true. I do believe that.
JOY BEHARI do like talk shows. I’m interested in talking to people.
JOY BEHARThe Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.
JOY BEHARI don’t profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that’s my position.
JOY BEHARI don’t want to do just a liberal show.
JOY BEHARMonogamy is monotonous, but it’s safe you know. And that’s my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.
JOY BEHARYou know, I’m a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we’re fundits! We’re not pundits!
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