How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
BILL VEECKWhen the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
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I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
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Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!…
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I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.
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Suffering is overrated. It doesn’t teach you anything.
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Suffering is overated.
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.
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Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following – but I’ll bet Lancelot had more.
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When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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