I don’t pay attention to the number of birthdays. It’s weird when I say I’m 53. It just is crazy that I’m 53. I think I’m very immature. I feel like a kid. That’s why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can’t do certain things anymore – like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
ELLEN DEGENERESPeople give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
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If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
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So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
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I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal – because I’m not hiding anything from them.
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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.
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I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That’s really why I do what I do.
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The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, “I feel good, and I’m going to make somebody else feel good today.
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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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Most people don’t get to laugh, be free, dance, be surrounded by this energy. It’s important to remind people to take that home. I want the world to start shifting [to] a more positive energy.
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When there’s time for whistling, there’s a lot of time on a show.
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I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I’ve started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I’ve written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun.
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I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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