I’ve learned 2 things about tv. It’s always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
ELLEN DEGENERESPeople give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
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The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
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People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
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I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle
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I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
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We can sit and worry about what’s going to happen to us two weeks from now. I’d rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.
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No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
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Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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I didn’t go to college at all, any college, and I’m not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.
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What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. “Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?” “Yes, I have all those things! I’m alive!”
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I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn’t ringing. There wasn’t one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn’t work in Hollywood again.
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.
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My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They’re people who are actually interesting and they’re doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people.
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Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I’ve been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I’m happy I could give him work.
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It’s hard when paparazzi are photographing every single thing you do. I’m sure a lot of people made mistakes – they just were not documented the way they are now.
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Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’
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I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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Come on, if you don’t win tonight it doesn’t mean you’re not a good person, it just means you’re not a good actor.
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
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We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
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Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
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