Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWLife does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWFirst love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI do not know what I think until I write it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWPower does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThere is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWAs long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe liar’s punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWe are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThere is always danger for those who are afraid.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWA man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWBoth optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWTo be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIt is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW