When I awoke it was daylight. The inside of my tent was coated in a curious flaky rime, which I realized after a moment was all of my nighttime snores, condensed and frozen and pasted to the fabric, as if into a scrapbook of respiratory memories.
BILL BRYSONThe English invented cricket to make other human endeavors look interesting.
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The human diet consists of just nine plants: corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, cassava, sorghum, millet, beans, barley, rye and oats.
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In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.
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Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.
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Every atom you possess has almost certainly passed through several stars and been part of millions of organisms on its way to becoming you.
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There is something about the momentum of travel that makes you want to just keep moving, to never stop.
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The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn’t just common to me; it’s anybody who’s funny.
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… it occurred to me that never again would he be seven years, one month and six days old, so we had better catch these moments while we can.
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A cough so robust that I tapped into two new seams of phlegm.
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Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being.
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The amazing complex delicacy of the words, the casual ease with which elemental things come together to form a composition that is-whatever the season, wherever I put my besotted gaze-perfect.
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Language is more fashion than science, and matters of usage, spelling and pronunciation tend to wander around like hemlines.
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People don’t talk like this, theytalklikethis. Syllables, words, sentences run together like a watercolour left in the rain.
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Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.
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Americans now get in a car. On average the total walking of an American these days – that’s walking of all types: from car to office, from office to car, around the supermarket and shopping malls – adds up to 1.4 miles a week, barely 350 yards a day.
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I became quietly seized with that nostalgia that overcomes you when you have reached the middle of your life and your father has recently died and it dawns on you that when he went he took some of you with him.
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