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Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.

Bill Murray

Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
BILL MURRAY

Crash Knows People
I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
BILL MURRAY

Know Sour Taste
You can’t think about what you’re going to do. It just gets in the way. You have to be just available for life, otherwise you’re not bringing anything to the party. So I don’t lie awake thinking about what I’m going to do workwise. There’s just too much going on.
BILL MURRAY

Lying Party Thinking
Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
BILL MURRAY

Golf Kids Play
This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
BILL MURRAY

Dresses Rehearsal
I act like a jerk sometimes.
BILL MURRAY

Act Jerks Like Sometimes
I knew that’s where I was going. I knew we were going to Italy. You couldn’t make this movie in America at this price. I knew it was going to be big. I knew there was going to be a ship involved and that there was going to be a set as big as the ship.
BILL MURRAY

Country Directors Want
You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Cells People
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
BILL MURRAY

iPhone Moon Pigs
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Awards Campaigns
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
BILL MURRAY

Get Real Sometimes Tired
All parties are good.
BILL MURRAY

Good Party
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
BILL MURRAY

Cat Dog Sacrifice
Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
BILL MURRAY

Day Kissing Necks
We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
BILL MURRAY

Country Home Travel
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
BILL MURRAY

Honesty Music Truth

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