I have a friend who says that reviewers are the tickbirds of the literary rhinoceros-but he is being kind. Tickbirds perform a valuable service to the rhino and the rhino hardly notices the birds.
JOHN IRVINGHe was too young to know that, in any novel with a reasonable amount of forethought, there were no coincidences.
More John Irving Quotes
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Life is serious but art is fun!
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I don’t begin a novel until I have written, not just the last sentence, but usually, as a result thereof, many of the surrounding final paragraphs, so that in addition to knowing what happens, I know what the voice is.
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You cannot drive with your eyes in the rear-view mirror… But dignity is difficult to maintain. Stamina requires constant upkeep. Repetition is boring. And you pay for grace.
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You can’t learn everything you need to know legally.
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Be serious. Life hurts. Reflect what hurts. I don’t mean that you can’t also be funny, or have fun, but at the end of the day, stories are about what you lose.
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My life is a reading list.
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Kids are beautiful, man. And they know much more than grownups think they know. Kids are just perfect people until grownups get their hands on them.
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My brain is sending poison to my heart.
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Nothing bears out in practice what it promises incipiently.
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I’m not afraid, but I’m very nervous.
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Just when you begin thinking of yourself as memorable, you run into someone who can’t even remember having met you
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I’ve always preferred writing in longhand. I’ve always written first drafts in longhand.
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If you presume to love something, you must love the process of it much more than you love the finished product.
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What a phrase that is: ‘that explains everything!’ I know better than to think anything ‘explains everything’ today.
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If pride is a sin … moral pride is the greatest sin.
JOHN IRVING







