One rough patch is not the big picture.
ELLEN DEGENERESSo excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
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I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it’s perfect or not.
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What’s New Orleans without music? And what’s music without dancing?
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A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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We’re told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?
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No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
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I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.
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Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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