Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
ELLEN DEGENERESI believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.
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The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
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I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.
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We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it’s okay again. That’s what meditation is to me.
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One rough patch is not the big picture.
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I was coming home from kindergarten – well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It’s good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
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I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
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So many people prefer to live in drama because it’s comfortable. It’s like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – it’s actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.
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There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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I admire people who know they can’t sing. There are so many people out there who can’t sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot.
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I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
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There is something about TM. It is the only time I have that stillness… It gives me this peaceful feeling-I just love it so much.
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I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
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Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle
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Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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I have an amazing team, I have amazing producers, I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing.
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