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  • Brad Warner Quote - How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! Download This Image
  • Brad Warner Quote - How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!
  • Brad Warner Quote - How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!
  • Brad Warner Quote - How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!
  • Brad Warner Quote - How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!
  • Brad Warner Quote - How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - The trick to not thinking is not adding energy to the equation in an effort to forcibly stop thinking from happening. It’s more a matter of subtracting energy from the equation in order not to barf the thoughts up and start chewing them over again.

    The trick to not thinking is not adding energy to the equation in an effort to forcibly stop thinking from happening. It’s more a matter of subtracting energy from the equation in order not to barf the thoughts up and start chewing them over again.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - The state of ambiguity – that messy, greasy, mixed-up, confused, and awful situation you’re living through right now – is enlightenment itself.

    The state of ambiguity – that messy, greasy, mixed-up, confused, and awful situation you’re living through right now – is enlightenment itself.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - I really thought Reagan was going to push the button and blow us all up. It was scary. So when they did the 1998 American Godzilla film, Hollywood didn’t understand what Godzilla was.

    I really thought Reagan was going to push the button and blow us all up. It was scary. So when they did the 1998 American Godzilla film, Hollywood didn’t understand what Godzilla was.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - I mean somebody could write another book and say Brad’s idea about Buddhism and sex is wrong, and here’s mine, and that would be great. Just the fact that it would exist would be good because nobody is saying it, it’s like they’re trying to pretend it’s not there. Download This Image

    I mean somebody could write another book and say Brad’s idea about Buddhism and sex is wrong, and here’s mine, and that would be great. Just the fact that it would exist would be good because nobody is saying it, it’s like they’re trying to pretend it’s not there.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - I mean Godzilla is eternally pissed off at everything but of course he’s gonna be because every time he pops out of the water for a look around somebody is firing a missile at him. Buddha would probably have to act as a mediator between the people and Godzilla. Download This Image

    I mean Godzilla is eternally pissed off at everything but of course he’s gonna be because every time he pops out of the water for a look around somebody is firing a missile at him. Buddha would probably have to act as a mediator between the people and Godzilla.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - What attracted me to Zen was my first teacher, Tim McCarthy. He was extremely genuine. It wasn’t even really a Zen thing, that sort of came along later.

    What attracted me to Zen was my first teacher, Tim McCarthy. He was extremely genuine. It wasn’t even really a Zen thing, that sort of came along later.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - You won’t understand life and death until you’re ready to set aside any hope of understanding life and death and just live your life until you die. Download This Image

    You won’t understand life and death until you’re ready to set aside any hope of understanding life and death and just live your life until you die.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - Zen practice is about not getting high on anything and in so doing getting high on absolutely everything. We then find that everything we encounter – bliss or nonbliss – possesses a tremendous depth and beauty that we usually miss.

    Zen practice is about not getting high on anything and in so doing getting high on absolutely everything. We then find that everything we encounter – bliss or nonbliss – possesses a tremendous depth and beauty that we usually miss.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - The real goal of Zen is to find a way of life that’s easy and undramatic. Strong attachments lead to upset and drama. Download This Image

    The real goal of Zen is to find a way of life that’s easy and undramatic. Strong attachments lead to upset and drama.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - A lot of seriously insane people have managed to acquire huge followings based on the idea that their insanity is a kind of enlightenment. An obvious example would be Charles Manson or Shoko Asahara who is the person responsible for the Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway.

    A lot of seriously insane people have managed to acquire huge followings based on the idea that their insanity is a kind of enlightenment. An obvious example would be Charles Manson or Shoko Asahara who is the person responsible for the Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - Much of the hatred and fear of sexuality found in religions stems from the idea that sex is a thing of the body and that the body must be denied so that the spirit may be elevated. In Buddhism there is no notion that the body is made of inferior matter while the spirit flies free within.

    Much of the hatred and fear of sexuality found in religions stems from the idea that sex is a thing of the body and that the body must be denied so that the spirit may be elevated. In Buddhism there is no notion that the body is made of inferior matter while the spirit flies free within.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - I guess that all figures into my approach because once I start hearing the imagination land stuff (that’s my new phrase now I guess) I tend to tune out or start laughing at it like, “Haha, you guys really believe there is a heaven.” Download This Image

    I guess that all figures into my approach because once I start hearing the imagination land stuff (that’s my new phrase now I guess) I tend to tune out or start laughing at it like, “Haha, you guys really believe there is a heaven.”

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - Real morality is based on a single criterion: right action, appropriate action, in the present moment and present situation.

    Real morality is based on a single criterion: right action, appropriate action, in the present moment and present situation.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - Faith keeps you going, but doubt keeps you from going off the deep end. Download This Image

    Faith keeps you going, but doubt keeps you from going off the deep end.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - Reality’s all you’ve got. But here’s the real secret, the real miracle: it’s enough.

    Reality’s all you’ve got. But here’s the real secret, the real miracle: it’s enough.

    BRAD WARNER
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Brad Warner Quote - We believe Somewhere Else is out there for us if only we could find it. But there’s no Somewhere Else. Everything is right here…Make this your paradise or make this your hell. The choice is entirely yours. Really.

    We believe Somewhere Else is out there for us if only we could find it. But there’s no Somewhere Else. Everything is right here…Make this your paradise or make this your hell. The choice is entirely yours. Really.

    BRAD WARNER