The only magazines I read are car magazines.
SIMON COWELLThere’s no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we’re happy; end of story.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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I don’t want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that’s what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.
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The young people working for me are ambitious and hard-working. That work ethic has always been a trait of the British.
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It’s personalities, it’s conflict, it’s all of these things that actually make performers interesting.
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You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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I couldn’t think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I’ve seen it destroy people.
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Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
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Britain’s got talent, enormous talent, that’s very obvious.
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I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.
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I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
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You didn’t beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!
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I’m a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you’re OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
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I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
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You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
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The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
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