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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

Bette Midler

If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Air Giving People
Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.
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Acceptance Inspirational Strong Women
Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Mean People Trying
A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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Cigarettes Cool Smoking
My mother would only let us go to the musicals.
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Let Mother Musical
The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Heaven Home World
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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Book Country Horse
I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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Art Listening Moving
I sold my soul to rock ‘n’ roll.
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Rocks Roll Sold Soul
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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Cities People Want
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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