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I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.

Brad Williams

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Comedy Country People Told
It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
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Be Kind Nice People
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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Children Fun People
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
I admire ventriloquists, because I can’t do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can’t do what they do.
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Mean might Now Then
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Done Hey People
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Awe Comic Havens Things
I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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Many Seriously Things
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Mean People Realized Seen
In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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Aspect Entertainment Individual
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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Funny Guy Guy Want
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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Every Failing Now Then

I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.

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