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I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.

Boris Johnson

I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.
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London Orlando Want
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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Facts Icing Thinking
He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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Business Debt House
I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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Believe Female Males
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Better Celebration Contribution Country
Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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Book People Play Watch
Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine.
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Country Europe Jobs
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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Edge Night Prevent Sneak Yourself
Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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Compassion Excitement Sight
It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.
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Goodness Life Possible Pretty Time Writing
I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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Healthy School Sweet
I’m no communist.I’m a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.
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Cutting People Want
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Promise Work
Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
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Achieve Congratulations Thinking
But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.
BORIS JOHNSON

Hands People Swim
The mayors fund for London will be a streamlined vehicle for getting money from the wealth creating sector to communities across London that are facing hardship and deprivation and are the victims of crime.
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Community Creating Hardship

I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.

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