“Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.”

Say, it’s only a paper moon, Sailing over a cardboard sea, But it wouldn’t be make believe, If you believed in me.

It’s hard for a fellow to keep a chip on his shoulder if you allow him to take a bow.

I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

Mediocre minds usually dismiss anything which reaches beyond their own understanding.

Never write anything that does not give you great pleasure. Emotion is easily transferred from the writer to the reader.

Things are changing at such a rate that you really can’t get too familiar with anything that you own in relation to what sort of functionality it has in your life.

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

Is it possible that software is not like anything else.