“I don’t like hockey. I’m just good at it.”

I’m scared to death to fly commercial I have not flown commercial since 9/11.

How’s the game changed in my 15 years in the league? Well, we used to be called hard-working players. Now we’re overpaid crybabies.

I bet you there’s a lot of guys who dream of having a girl that fine.

You have to know how to score.

I am very proud to align myself with Miken – a brand known as an innovator and leader in the development of high performance sports equipment.

You know what? I don’t care. I’m my own guy. I’m very secure with my sexuality. I can cry anytime I want.

I’m very impatient. I am. That’s the bane of my game. I don’t think about what I’m going to do – I just go hit it, I don’t stop to wait and think. Costs me two shots a round.

Just by being happier, everyone benefits because your happiness is contagious.

I’ve never predicted anything. All I have ever said is, that we will do the very best we can.

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

But here’s the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people would actually watch other people doing it. I have tried. I can’t. I can’t even figure out the object of the game. Is it like darts? I just don’t get it.

The Olympic Games of the Modern Era began in 1896 in the city of Athens.

Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday’s success or put its failures behind and start over again. That’s the way life is, with a new game every day, and that’s the way baseball is.

My favorite board game is a board game I’m working on right now. It’s a game of Napoleonic era naval warfare, and it’s going to be fun.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.