“Today, we’re struggling a lot, both men and women, with finding out what we’re supposed to be. Like when you go on a first date.”

Audiences always love the baddies. Especially these ones that are so witty and charming and outrageously devious – everything you’re not supposed to be. I think it speaks to the basic, primal nature in us.

I always find it incredibly difficult to figure out whether I should reach for the check or not. I don’t want to presume anything, but I don’t want to be a ball-buster.

Woods are not like other spaces. To begin with, they are cubic. Their trees surround you, loom over you, press in from all sides. Woods choke off views & leave you muddled & without bearings.

What probably confuses people is they know a lot about me, but it quite pleases me that there’s more they don’t know.

What is it we value? Innovation. Originality. Novelty. But most importantly…timeliness. I fear you may be too late, my confused, unfortunate, friend.

Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

I’m a part of the GOP and let me tell you what my stance is. My stance is that, we the people have the responsibility to take care of the indigent in our society. It’s not the government’s job.

When you are free of form and not confused, you are focused. To be free of form externally is ‘Zen.’ Not to be confused internally is ‘meditation.’ External Zen and internal meditation, this is what we mean by ‘Zen meditation.

The surest way to become Tense, Awkward, and Confused is to develop a mind that tries too hard – one that thinks too much.

Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.