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BILL MURRAYPeople say I’m difficult and sometimes that’s a badge of honour.
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Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.
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So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I’ve ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up – motley isn’t the word for that group.
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There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.
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You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
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Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.
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I thought, well, here we go. But I knew that was where he was headed. He had been going this way for some time. All directors, once they have some success, they want to spend a whole heck of a lot of money. (Something else can’t hear.)
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It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
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I don’t know what my fans are going to think. It’s definitely not what they’re used to from me.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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So you’d have to improvise something or create something or try to work with the ware and try to figure out, how do you make this visually and orally acceptable, entertaining?
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And go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport.
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The critics. When they’re right, they’re right for the wrong reasons. And they’re usually wrong.
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I really don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth.
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