My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSONI don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
-
-
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
BILL WATTERSON -
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
BILL WATTERSON -
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSON -
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
BILL WATTERSON -
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
BILL WATTERSON -
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
BILL WATTERSON -
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSON -
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
BILL WATTERSON -
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
BILL WATTERSON -
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
BILL WATTERSON -
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
BILL WATTERSON -
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSON -
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
BILL WATTERSON -
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
BILL WATTERSON -
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
BILL WATTERSON







