If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
BETTE MIDLERIt’s a different world now: Stars come and go quickly, and there are so many of them. I read a statistic that all the record companies combined used to put out around 3,000 albums in a year. Now they put out something like 30,000!
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.
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Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you’re playing somebody’s mother – and there aren’t even a lot of those roles!
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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