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Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn”t be seen dead at

Bill Vaughan

Thinking in words slows you down and actually decreases comprehension in much the same way as walking a tightrope too slowly makes one lose one’s balance.
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Balance Comprehensive Down Thinking
It’s never safe to be nostalgic about something until you’re absolutely certain there’s no chance of its coming back
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Chance Nostalgia Safe
Our lives are fed by kind words and gracious behavior. We are nourished by expressions like ‘excuse me’, and other such simple courtesies.
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Expression Kind Simple
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
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Anger Animal Men Problem Space
It’s not what’s going to happen, but who’s coming.
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Coming Happens Jesus
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
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Fitness Sarcasm Sarcastic
A third, of more extensive learning, ran To Sir George Villiers’ Ghost, and Mrs. Veal; Of sheeted Spectres spoke with shorten’d breath, And thrice he quoted Drelincourt on Death.
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Breath Death Ghost Learning More
The wolf changes his coat, but not his disposition.
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Behavior Coats
The old religions said that he was an atheist who did not believe in God. The new religion says that he is the atheist who does not believe in himself.
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Atheist Believe Self
What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.
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Heaven Pity Way
An indefinable something is to be done, in a way nobody knows how, at a time nobody knows when, that will accomplish nobody knows what.
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Done Reform Something Way
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
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Dark Funny Teeth
Doing leads more surely to talking than talking to doing.
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Action Surely Talking
Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?
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Atheism Atheist God Positive
There is a mighty big difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
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Differences Reason Sound
What’s wonderful is to read the different translations – some done in 1600 and some in 1900 – of the same passage. It’s fascinating to watch the same tale repeated in such a different way by two different centuries.
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Done Fascinating Two Way Wonderful

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