If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
BILLY WILDERThe best director is the one you don’t see.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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We’re making a picture for middle-class people, the people that you see on the subway, or the people that you see in a restaurant. Just normal people.
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I’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
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I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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