“When you don’t give money, it shows that you have the devil’s nature.”

Poverty is from the devil and that God wants all Christians prosperous.

I am a ‘little messiah’ walking on earth.

I want to ask you to place a significant seed in God’s soil and see it work for you. Just as a special sacrifice was offered on the Day of Atonement, let me ask you to bring a very special offering.

The truth is that the glory of God is the person and presence of God- The glory is the Holy Spirit .

Because when God heals a body, that is temporal; but when God saves a soul, that has eternal importance.

Our supporters support us for one reason, people pray for us for one reason – because of the healing ministry.

Do you know that every unbeliever is filled with a demon spirit?

If I did not believe God healed, I’d quit tomorrow and go get a job.

The Spirit tells me – Fidel Castro will die – in the 90s. Oooh my! Some will try to kill him and they will not succeed. But there will come a change in his physical health, and he will not stay in power, and Cuba will be visited of God.

If you have attacked me, your children will pay for it.

I do admit there have been times when I have made a statement that was incorrect.

But I’m going to focus on salvation as well as physical healing.

Be specific in your prayer requests of GOD.

Where in the Bible does it say I have to drive a Honda?.

Faith does not ignore the facts, it ignores the power of the facts.

You must flow with the will of God, in the service of God, to obtain the power of God.

I don’t care if I never do another TV show in my life.

If we give people the ability to buy a lot more because they can store a lot more, for a company that creates TV shows and movies, that’s fantastic.

We’re creating a TV show of Scrooge, starring Jamie Farr, with Buddy Hackett as Scrooge.

Some days I feel like I’m only the fire hydrant to Westminster dog show.

I was watching an HBO special on eating habits and different cultures, and they showed in China how people eat cats …

I bring up God alot in my show, know why? Because I miss him.

Being a stand-up comic, this isn’t a stepping-stone for me; it’s what I do, and this is what I’m always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows.

It is important not to show too many inches at once.