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That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.

Bette Midler

I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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Stories Way Years
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
Find your Light; They can’t love you if they can’t see you
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Light Love You See
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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Careers People Want
We are all part of the ecosystem.
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All Ecosystems Parts
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Humorous Inspirational New York
My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That’s what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.
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Men Parent Pay
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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Thinking Two War
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective

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