If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
BILLY WILDERI’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book?
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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God save me from myself.
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.
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If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window – that is at once interesting.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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