I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
BETTE MIDLERI always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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Do you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don’t. That’s partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible – Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground.
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When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.
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Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!
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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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