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My kids, they’re always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.

Bill Hader

I’m not a fan of the Eagles, but I’ve watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who’s watched it with me has sung along to the songs, much to my dismay.
BILL HADER

Documentary Eagles Fans Song
I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.
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Country Look Need Nothing People Props
All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.
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Driving Emotion Stories
I can’t cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
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Bowls Cereal Cooks
Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.
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Afraid Comedy Failing
Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don’t work.
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Comedy Thing Way Work
If a guy doesn’t like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.
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Funny Girl Guy Life
I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared,
BILL HADER

Elevator Guy Needs Wigs
Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright – getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.
BILL HADER

Enough People Television
I move out here, and next thing I know I’m 25, and the only thing I’ve heard is, ‘Can you get a coffee, can you hurry up with the thing, blah blah blah.’
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Coffee Moving Nice
My dad’s from there, and I have relatives there, but I don’t think I’ve been to Chicago since I was like 9.
BILL HADER

Country Dad Thinking
It’s not like you get up on stage and you’re immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don’t be discouraged.
BILL HADER

Genius Like Long You
I was into writing and directing. I was a bit of a reluctant actor. I would always ask friends to shoot or direct their movies, but then they’d want me to be in them.
BILL HADER

Actor Want Writing
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.
BILL HADER

California Ideas Song
It was nice doing something and hearing someone go, ‘Hey, you’re good at this.’
BILL HADER

Good Guy Hearing Something
No one knows anything. You’re going to make mistakes and you’re going to do things that people think are stupid. You can’t sit there and go, “I never want to make a mistake.”
BILL HADER

Mistake Stupid Thinking

My kids, they’re always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.

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