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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.

Bette Midler

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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Book Country Horse
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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Block Positively Sound
My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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Daughter Independent Real
Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Down Market Money
I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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Expectations People Unrealistic
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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Actresses Being Different Singers
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.
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Ecosystems Movie Sick
I’m working my way toward divinity.
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Divinity Quality Way
I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Easy Lasts Tacky

The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.

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