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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.

Bill Hicks

No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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Honestly Jobs Kids Something Sorry
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Comic Steps Wall
If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Behind Day One Tomorrow
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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Cigarette Smoke Eye Smoking
You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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Hate Ideas Thinking
not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Drug Good Great Some
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons
Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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Cancer Disease Heart Seriously
The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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Belief Commercial Long War
Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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Messages Scary World
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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Children Rocks Stars
I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Bullshit Humanity Shoes Tired

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.

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