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I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

Bill Mauldin

When you’re born again, your DNA changes. You have the ability to understand God’s terms.
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Ability Born Again DNA
Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.
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Civilization Made Status
Big Dreams Ccreate the Magic that Stir Men’s Souls to Greatness…
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Dream Greatness Men
I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man’s conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.
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Army Conception Mean Men
I’ve never wanted just part of the package, part of the prize. I want it all!
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Packages Prize Want Wanted
Peace’ is when nobody’s shooting. A ‘just peace’ is when our side gets what it wants.
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Cynical Shooting Want
All coaching is, is taking a player where he can’t take himself.
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Coaching Player Teamwork
When we realize finally that we aren’t God’s given children, we’ll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.
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Children Hurt Laughing
True worship is not just an emotional experience. It reaches to the very depths of our souls and touches every aspect of our being
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Depth Emotional Soul
If you’re a leader, you don’t push wet spaghetti, you pull it. The U.S. Army still has to learn that. The British understand it. Patton understood it. I always admired Patton.
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Attitude Dark Soldier
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
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Funny Motivation Science
I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.
BILL MAULDIN

Born might Trouble Maker
If you’re a leader, you don’t push wet spaghetti, you pull it.
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Leadership Spaghetti Wet
You have to convince your players that the only reason a play failed was that they didn’t execute properly.
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Play Player Property Reason
We have not come to compete with one another. We have come to complete one another.
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Building Team Team Building
A soldier’s life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I’ve been able to follow my kid’s progress from the day he was born until now he is able to walk and talk a little, and although I have never seen him I know him very well.
BILL MAULDIN

Kids Progress Soldier

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