“Laughing is such a pure and natural thing I try to laugh every day. Think that’s one of the most important things in life.”

Always listen to yourself. Believe in you and believe in what you do. And even when other people say you can’t handle that.

It’s important to be yourself.

But if the feelings are mutual, I open my heart without restriction. I’m not afraid to say ‘I love you’.

I want an intelligent girl whom I can talk about everything. I want her to be my friend, to be partners. I don’t like when a girl is rough, but delicate and subtle. I like good manners and not rudeness nor arrogance.

I don’t care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed – the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.

No, I’m not gay. And I think it would be a waste with all those pretty girls in the front row.

The real love is when you wish to give something and not to get.

I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it’s like, “Oh my God, come here, come here!”

The connection we have is something special. We know each other since we were in the womb! You can’t get any closer then that

The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was.

If you’re really in love, you don’t care about all the other girls that are standing in line for you.

Live every second, Here and now . Don’t let go, Before it’s to late

I don’t show my body for a good cause… if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman

There is never a reason to give up! It’s always going on somehow!

Until someone else does… marry yourself

The first thing I notice about a girl, is her hands. I like girls with nice hands. … And she must be spontaneous as well.

Lily Tomlin…I used to watch reruns of Laugh-In and she was always my favorite part. She’s this very unique talent and the way she does things has been a very big influence on me.

My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control and manipulate the thing they find most frightening.

You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious.

Sometimes you’re not getting the laughs you want or at the place you want but that doesn’t mean it’s not funny. It means you haven’t explored it enough.

But filming is good for you, because the crew isn’t allowed to laugh. You can’t get addicted to getting the laugh.

I like to make myself laugh. When I’m just sitting with a sketchbook and trying to make myself laugh or trying to come up with ideas, I try not to worry about aim right away. I’m just sort of shooting in all directions.

They say God laughs when you make plans, that’s why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule.

Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy.