“College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.”

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

It is the definition of the word ‘object’ which destroys all religions.

My school music teacher, Al Bennest, introduced me to jazz by playing Louis Armstrong’s record of “West End Blues” for me. I found more jazz on the radio, and began looking for records.

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can’t even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today.

Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as ‘mathematicians’ or ‘mathematical physicists’ or idiots or something like that.

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a ‘physicist’ and does ‘physics’ and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as ‘physicists,’ yet they know next to nothing about Physics.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic.

Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe.

We’d get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.

I am no trouble at all. You could press me into dough and make sugar cookies out of me, I’ve been so sweet.

I’ve got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories.

Mary’s house smelled like lemon furniture polish and oatmeal cookies and logs in a fireplace.

A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch.