“You just have to realize that no matter how delectable that meal looks, there’s a chance that you might not get to eat it while it’s hot.”

One thing you can’t do to a fan is change their heart about somebody.

You gotta’ sell a million records before you talk about getting paid at a major [label].

I think that she looks great. I think that as Jennifer Aniston gets older, she looks better and better, and I really like that.

The first thing people look at with Four Seasons records is the vocals. But for me, the drum fills and rhythms are as much a part of it as anything. They’re the base on which the harmonies were built.

When you’re doing stand-up, you achieve an intimacy with the audience you can’t get on TV. There’s not a better feeling in the entire world then when you look out and see the audience is identifying with you.

Sometimes you go up to people who look totally normal and then you talk to them for a few seconds and you are like, Oh I better get out of this, because this person is a little mentally unbalanced, and they are not going to get a joke.

Look, I debate for a living so I don’t need to learn any lessons from amateurs.

If I look at my old lyrics, they seem to be full of rage, but empty. There was an emptiness in my life.

People ask me questions like, “Oh, you look so theatrical in your photographs. Is that what you’re like when you walk down the street?” It’s like, “Of course not.” It’s such a silly question – it’s like being theatrical is a crime.

I like architectural shapes. You can’t put any shape on any body, except on the runway. In reality, it has to look and feel flattering.