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I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.

Bette Midler

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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Funny Nice Wise
You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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Compassion Feelings Feels
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Easy Lasts Tacky
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.
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Ecosystems Movie Sick
I’m working my way toward divinity.
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Divinity Quality Way
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
Culturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
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Attitude People Space
I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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Low Lows Standards
My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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Daughter Independent Real
I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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Daughter Grandchildren Young
Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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Brutal People Previously Today
Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that’s why I’m on TV. I wasn’t going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place – I’ve always done that.
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Opportunity Phones Waiting

I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.

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