“I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.”

You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.

It took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.

Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.

I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.

I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.

Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.

I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.

When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.

Fear is not one of my attributes.

The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.

I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.

Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.

I have so much respect for what’s funny.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.

The earth together with its surrounding waters must in fact have such a shape as its shadow reveals, for its eclipses the moon with the arc of a perfect circle.

Please remember, sometimes its okay to not be perfect.

Baby, tonight prepare yourself for a perfect storm, I will come over you like a hurricane with a terrifying force.

What is perfect love if not loving each others imperfections perfectly?

For the very fact that my knowledge is increasing little by little is the most certain argument for its imperfection.

Let’s get perfectly lost recklessly joyful, let’s rest a while in this sweet reverie.

Just you and only you. You fit so perfectly in my arms, in my bed and between my legs.

I love how it feels to live in a world that falls for the perfect, While you fall for the real.