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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.

Bernie Mac

Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
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Causes People Problem
The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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Hours Minutes
I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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Another Disrespect Feel Hate Ocean
Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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Expecting Something Upset Way
Comedy has been so good to me.
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Comedy Good One
I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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Funny Mush Respect
I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.
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General Hate Mean Something Sports
Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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Black Littles Satisfy Thinking
I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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Comedy Introduces Myself People
I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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Anything Firsts Help Push Sports Taught
I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Black Country Scuba Used
My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that – a stern enforcer.
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Brother Detectives Police
I don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.
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Laughing Names People Training
If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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Bigger Laughing Stories
I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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Perfect Robot Trying
I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them.
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Guy Like People Quality

I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.

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