The alphabet was invented in Iraq, so it’s a cool place.
BARON VAUGHNThe alphabet was invented in Iraq, so it’s a cool place.
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I read recently that I was born in Arizona. I wasn’t born in Arizona. I was born in New Mexico, but I can understand why people might confuse those two Southwestern desert states.
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The Middle East is gorgeous, but again, politically, I would not want to go there.
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One time I was really close to Steve Martin. I was too afraid to actually go talk to him, but I’ll count that as meeting.
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The audience is your first collaborator with the material. If that makes sense.
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When you’re a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.
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I can’t do Christopher Walken impressions anymore, thanks [Barack] Obama.
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Anyone who buys a ticket can just go in there, and I don’t like everyone, so I always see concerts as like, I’m going to get punched, I’m going to get elbowed, I’m going to get stepped on, get spilled on, someone’s going to hit me with their body odor or something.
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First of all I love Empire Records and That Thing You Do and all the movies he did from that era. He hates when I bring that up.
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If you’re driving down the street, you keep the neck forward. So that way you can clear out the lanes.
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I was processing a lot of different things and kind of looking over a lot of things and rethinking my childhood.
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There’s a difference between a sense of humor and a sense of funny. A sense of humor is knowing what makes you laugh and a sense of funny is knowing what makes other people laugh. The journey of comedy, in a sense, is negotiating those two worlds.
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The thing is that where I want to go isn’t necessarily tied to what’s going on there politically, but I think Vietnam is a really beautiful country. I think Thailand is also really beautiful.
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I just got diagnosed with tendonitis which is such an insulting diagnosis. Just point to my shoulder and say “old.”
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Every laugh is not equal. They come from different places. That’s sort of the challenge I go towards, making sure the laughs are for the reasons I want. It becomes a back and forth dance with the audience.
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You can fit two United States and maybe a third one into the entire continent of Africa, but on a map we make the entire continent of Africa look like the size of the United States, which is why a lot of people don’t know that Africa is a continent. They think it’s a country because it looks as big as we do.
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