Time collapses and expands like an erratic accordion.
BEL KAUFMANNever mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It’s the skim milk that needs good teachers.
More Bel Kaufman Quotes
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Mythology is studied in the school system because most of us come from it.
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One of my students had written wistfully of a dream-school that would have “windows with trees in them.
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Learning is a process of mutual discovery for teacher and pupil. Keep an open mind to their unexpected responses.
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I’ll never retire as long as I live—that’s like retiring from life! I’ll never stop writing, teaching, lecturing. If you’re in good health, living is exciting on its own.
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… good teachers, like Tolstoy’s happy families, are alike everywhere.
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I feel no different than I felt at 99, 98 or 97. Just because you live a long time, you get all this attention. Just because you survived? Of course, I survived a lot.
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I so enjoy being old because for the first time I don’t have to do anything-work, teach, study. I feel very good about myself-and at my age I can say no to anything now if I don’t want to do it. What a liberating word.
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A teacher is frequently the only adult in the pupil’s environment who treats him with respect.
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I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
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Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy.
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“Let it be a challenge to you” means you’re stuck with it; “interpersonal relationships” is a fight between kids; “ancillary civic agencies for supportive discipline” means call the cops.
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The preciousness of every moment is emphasized with every tick of the clock. Isn’t it a magnificent day today?
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You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious.
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The clerical work is par for the course. “Keep on file in numerical order” means throw in wastebasket. You’ll soon learn the language.
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I like the word OLD. Not senior, that’s for proms. Older? Older than whom? ‘Old’ is honorable and ripe
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