France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
BARBARA CARTLANDPeople don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
More Barbara Cartland Quotes
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I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
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I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
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I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
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To sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it’s degrading and it completely ruins her personality. Sooner or later it will destroy all that is feminine and beautiful and idealistic in her.
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A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
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Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
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People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
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Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
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You become what you think. You are what you eat.
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After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
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My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
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I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
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I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
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Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don’t pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that “nice girls don’t.” He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue-but only in a certain section of society.
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