I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.
BARBARA CARTLANDPeople don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
More Barbara Cartland Quotes
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A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.
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I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
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I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
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You become what you think. You are what you eat.
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I’ll keep going till my face falls off.
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My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
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A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn’t want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
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A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
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Every woman dreams of love. When she is young she prays she will find it. When she is middle aged she hopes for it and when she is old she remembers it.
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As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.
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A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
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When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.
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People don’t roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they’re married, but it’s all very wonderful and the moon beams.
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Good must triumph over evil. It usually does in life and in any case it’s bad for young people to believe it doesn’t.
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I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?
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