It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
TIM MINCHINA famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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Science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation.
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The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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The existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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