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When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

Jenny McCarthy

I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Carbs Lunch Night
What is missing from today’s dialogue is the effect autism is having on families, our society and what the unknown factors are. The 300lb. gorilla in the room is that our children with autism today will soon become adults with autism.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Children Missing
I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don’t become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Jenny Looks
It’s absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Kids Vacation
I do believe sadly it’s going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Believe Needs Vaccines
When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mom Thinking
Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I’d be fine.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Mom Mother
If you give us a safe vaccine, we’ll use it. It shouldn’t be polio versus autism.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Polio Vaccine Versus
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Epidemics Government
I didn’t have to work out before 35 but now I have to.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Five Out Thirty Work
My tricks are, I get Botox in my forehead-I just have my doctor do a little shot there. if you overdo, it looks bad. I believe in just a little bit. It allows you to keep that mobility in your face. It’s a great little secret.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Believe Doctors Secret
No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Sex Tape Upset
All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mean School
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Doctors Moving Sorry
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Dump Jesus Lifetime
If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we’d rather have the measles versus autism, we’d sign up for the measles.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Parent

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