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When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

Jenny McCarthy

The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
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Degrees Google University
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
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Casting People Stars
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
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Doctors Moving Sorry
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
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Dump Jesus Lifetime
I didn’t have to work out before 35 but now I have to.
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Five Out Thirty Work
Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.
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Fun Humor School
Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I’d be fine.
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Children Mom Mother
The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism’s 60-fold rise in 30 years matches a tripling of the US vaccine schedule.
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Ideas Vaccines Years
I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: ‘Life is supposed to be fun!’
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Fun Life Spiritual
I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn’t until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.
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Pregnancy Son Watchers Weight
I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.
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Carbs Lunch Night
I’m not as hard on myself anymore. I’m comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I’m really insecure about, but I’ve changed by loving me – C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.
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Insecure Scar Years
Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I’m on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
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Hope Mom Morning
If you give us a safe vaccine, we’ll use it. It shouldn’t be polio versus autism.
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Autism Polio Vaccine Versus
You don’t need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance – don’t stare.
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Line Need Rooms
People are also dying from vaccinations. Evan, my son, died in front of me for two minutes. You ask any mother in the autism community if we’ll take the flu, the measles, over autism and day of the week. I think they need to wake up and stop hurting our kids.
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Hurt Kids Mother

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

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