My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
JENNY MCCARTHYI’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
More Jenny McCarthy Quotes
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The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism’s 60-fold rise in 30 years matches a tripling of the US vaccine schedule.
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If you give us a safe vaccine, we’ll use it. It shouldn’t be polio versus autism.
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I’m so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, ‘To get boys, you need big boobs.’ I tell them, ‘Don’t get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren’t one of them.’ I want to get them half-size.
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You don’t need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance – don’t stare.
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I’m not as hard on myself anymore. I’m comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I’m really insecure about, but I’ve changed by loving me – C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.
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A talk show is difficult because the formula is always the same: there’s a host and there’s guests. Really what you can change is only so much. So, I don’t have any pre-interviews, which forces real conversation.
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My tricks are, I get Botox in my forehead-I just have my doctor do a little shot there. if you overdo, it looks bad. I believe in just a little bit. It allows you to keep that mobility in your face. It’s a great little secret.
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Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.
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I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.
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Without intervention today, the cost of care for adults with autism will be significantly greater and the burden will no longer lie with the parents, but on our entire society.
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I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
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I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: ‘Life is supposed to be fun!’
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I do believe sadly it’s going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.
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Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
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Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.
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