“If it doesn’t matter, get rid of it. If you can’t get rid of it, it matters.”

When he time comes to leave, just walk away quietly and don’t make any fuss.

People say graffiti is ugly, irresponsible and childish… but that’s only if it’s done properly.

Film is incredibly democratic and accessible, it’s probably the best option if you actually want to change the world, not just re-decorate it.

Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint.

Keep your coins, I want change.

If Michaelangelo or Leonardo Da Vinci were alive today they’d be making Avatar, not painting a chapel.

Anyone who believes in capital punishment should be shot

If you feel dirty, insignificant or unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex 50 times a day.

People are fond of using military terms to describe what they do. We call it bombing when we go out painting, when of course it’s more like entertaining the troops in a neutral zone, during peacetime in a country without an army.

I don’t think you should have to pay to look at graffiti. You should only pay if you want to get rid of it.

If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn’t matter how great you were, it’ll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.

There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

Live as a villain, die as a hero

At this time of year it’s easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity – the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Stencils are good for two reasons; one – they’re quick; two – they annoy idiots.

Graffiti is only dangerous in the mind of three types of people; politicians, advertising executives and graffiti writers.

What are you talking about? Wait a minute, you’re getting out of the zone.’ People hate when people cross lines.

Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.

Baseball didn’t really get into my blood until I knocked off that hitting streak. Getting a daily hit became more important to me than eating, drinking or sleeping.

They told me to take a streetcar named Desire and then transfer to one called Cemeteries and ride six blocks and get off at – Elysian Fields!

A bad hair day for me is when it gets flat and greasy.

If the Tories get in, in five years no one will be able to afford to buy an egg.

Just to get inside my personality that everybody doesn’t really get to see – my off-the-court interests and the way I act. It’s just me.

Nobody gets to be good at something without effort, no matter what your aptitude is.