“The art world is the biggest joke going. It’s a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak. And modern art is a disgrace – never have so many people used so much stuff and taken so long to say so little.”

If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn’t matter how great you were, it’ll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.

There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

Live as a villain, die as a hero

At this time of year it’s easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity – the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Stencils are good for two reasons; one – they’re quick; two – they annoy idiots.

Graffiti is only dangerous in the mind of three types of people; politicians, advertising executives and graffiti writers.

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

Is graffiti art or vandalism? That word has a lot of negative connotations and it alienates people, so no, I don’t like to use the word ‘art’ at all.

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can’t even finish my second apple pie.

I like to think I have the guts to stand up anonymously in a western democracy and call for things no-one else believes in – like peace and justice and freedom.

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

Today’s art has been cancelled due to police activity.

One Original Thought is worth 1000 Meaningless Quotes.

The one thing you can rely on is if you get disturbed halfway through a painting and it looks a bit naff, then someone will preserve that piece, remove it and a few months later it’ll be paraded round Sotheby’s by people wearing white gloves.

I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.

I don’t know why people are so keen to put the details of their private life in public; they forget that invisibility is a superpower.

It is striking how much more seriously we are likely to be taken after we have been dead a few centuries.

The Miami Dolphins have to be taken seriously. Here’s a team that seems to be jelling.

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,

What we went to World War II for, at least in my mind, was not getting taken care of. It was supposed to be a brave new world, but we were getting back into the old ruts, and we were in a cold war with Russia.

Most of the films are only 60% taken, rest is a director’s input.

I can’t have composite characters. I can’t attribute dialogue to someone based simply on my memory and not based on notes taken at the time that the words were spoken.

I felt the crumpled paper that had taken the place of my lungs expand as if released from a fist.

Some people are afraid of generosity. They feel they will be taken advantage of or oppressed.