“I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it.”

There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

Live as a villain, die as a hero

At this time of year it’s easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity – the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Stencils are good for two reasons; one – they’re quick; two – they annoy idiots.

Graffiti is only dangerous in the mind of three types of people; politicians, advertising executives and graffiti writers.

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

Is graffiti art or vandalism? That word has a lot of negative connotations and it alienates people, so no, I don’t like to use the word ‘art’ at all.

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can’t even finish my second apple pie.

I like to think I have the guts to stand up anonymously in a western democracy and call for things no-one else believes in – like peace and justice and freedom.

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

Today’s art has been cancelled due to police activity.

One Original Thought is worth 1000 Meaningless Quotes.

The one thing you can rely on is if you get disturbed halfway through a painting and it looks a bit naff, then someone will preserve that piece, remove it and a few months later it’ll be paraded round Sotheby’s by people wearing white gloves.

I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.

I don’t know why people are so keen to put the details of their private life in public; they forget that invisibility is a superpower.

The bad artists imitate, the great artists steal.

You ask yourself, ‘What do you want your legacy to be?’ I’m content at this point to say, ‘Those who follow me.’ Romeo Crennel, Bill Belichick, Sean Payton, to name a few. I think I’ve got a pretty good group, so far.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

The soldiers that didn’t come back were the heroes. It’s a roll of the dice. If a bullet has your name on it, you’re a hero. If you hear a bullet go by, you’re a survivor.

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

When I was better known than her, she put my name in that tent. I was asked to do Celebrity Big Brother, but why should I? We live in an age where fame is not related to what you do.

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

Intelligent people tend to talk about the facts. They don’t sit around and call each other names. That’s what you can find on a third grade playground.

I have no idea why my mom picked Bob, and I’ve never asked her. My name used to get slaughtered all the time by other people. I was ‘Desmond’ or ‘Damon’ or ‘Demon.’ So Bob’s cool.