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I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Bam Margera

These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
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People Reality Tree
I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
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Chick Hot Paint
I don’t like Paris so much.
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Country Like Much
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
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Sometimes Up Wake Years
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
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Drunk Thinking Wheel
I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
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Media Pennsylvania Riddle
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
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Ground Minute Mom Time
Nothing is really ‘safe’.
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Adventure Reality Safe
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
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House Stuff Wreck
I want to make my own movie.
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Movie Own Want
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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Country Geography Want
Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
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Six Skateboarder Wanted
I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
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Airplane Stupid Wine
I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
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Giving Mtv Silly
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
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Fall Hurt Skateboarding
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
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Messed People Up Way

I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

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