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Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.

Jenny McCarthy

It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Cute Fire Girl
I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.
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Cheese Country Nachos Vices
I’m the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
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Doors Fun Girl
I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
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Botox Moving Thinking
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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Dating Philosophy Women
I did want to acknowledge and confirm the fact that my son does, indeed, have an autism diagnosis.
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Autism Son Want
No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
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Sex Tape Upset
You don’t need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance – don’t stare.
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Line Need Rooms
I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn’t until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.
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Pregnancy Son Watchers Weight
I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: ‘Life is supposed to be fun!’
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Fun Life Spiritual
Without a doubt in my mind, I believe that vaccinations triggered Evan’s autism.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Believe Doubt
I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
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Anybody Date Person Worst
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Dump Jesus Lifetime
If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we’d rather have the measles versus autism, we’d sign up for the measles.
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Children Parent
Without intervention today, the cost of care for adults with autism will be significantly greater and the burden will no longer lie with the parents, but on our entire society.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Lying Parent
For a seriously autistic kid, the best prognosis might be getting into a mainstream school without being too much of a shadow. For a moderately autistic kid the best prognosis is full recovery.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Kids Recovery School

Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.

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Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.

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