The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
TIM MINCHINOnly a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
More Tim Minchin Quotes
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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Who’s the world going to revolve around now?
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We must think critically, and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs.
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Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don’t gotta believe nothin’ you don’t like.
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If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief.
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It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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Love without evidence is stalking.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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Science is awesome. The arts and sciences need to work together to improve how knowledge is communicated.
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There is great wisdom in this… but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.
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