“I want to make my own movie.”

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

I don’t like Paris so much.

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

Nothing is really ‘safe’.

Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.

I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.

Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing – so ever since then, I don’t play video games any more.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.

When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.

Ambivalence is a wonderful tune to dance to. It has a rhythm all its own.

Men are in fact, quite unable to control their own inventions; they at best develop adaptability to the new conditions those inventions create.

The best travel is that which one can take by one’s own fireside. In memory or imagination.

Freedom is man’s capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves.

Whom does anybody trust so implicitly as he trusts his own attorney? And yet is it not the case that the body of attorneys is supposed to be the most roguish body in existence?

To me, creatively challenging myself is my version of owning the Nets.

The words carry their own momentum. A confession in motion tends to stay in motion. Newton’s first law of jealousy.

You should be able to use the pieces you already own and add to them. Because they are like timeless classics.