The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
TIM MINCHINIf anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one.
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It’s the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
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Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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If anyone can show me … that there is any reason – other than fear – to believe in any version of an afterlife, I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logicall.
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You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? – Medicine.
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There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don’t hear them whinging.
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Define yourself by what you love.
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Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.
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How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room,
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We must think critically, and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs.
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