Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.
E. B. WHITEChildren are game for anything. I throw them hard words, and they backhand them over the net. They love words that give them a hard time, provided they are in a context that absorbs their attention.
More E. B. White Quotes
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
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An editor is a person who knows more about writing than writers do but who has escaped the terrible desire to write.
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Writing is one way to go about thinking, and the practice and habit of writing not only drain the mind but supply it, too.
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The essayist is a self-liberated man, sustained by the childish belief that everything he thinks about, everything that happens to him, is of general interest.
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The main thing I try to do is write as clearly as I can. I rewrite a good deal to make it clear.
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No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky.
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Make the work interesting and the discipline will take care of itself.
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The so-called science of poll-taking is not a science at all but mere necromancy. People are unpredictable by nature, and although you can take a nation’s pulse, you can’t be sure that the nation hasn’t just run up a flight of stairs.
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“What are they, and where are you?” screamed Wilbur. “Please, please, tell me where you are. And what are salutations?” “Salutations are greetings,” said the voice. “When I say ‘salutations,’ it’s just my fancy way of saying hello or good morning.
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“What’s miraculous about a spider’s web?” said Mrs. Arable. “I don’t see why you say a web is a miracle–it’s just a web.” “Ever try to spin one?” asked Mr. Dorian.
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There is nothing harder to estimate than a writer’s time, nothing harder to keep track of. There are moments—moments of sustained creation—when his time is fairly valuable; and there are hours and hours when a writer’s time isn’t worth the paper he is not writing anything on.
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Loneliness is a strange gift.
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In a man’s middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities.
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The whole problem is to establish communication with ones self.
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Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
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